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03-18-2016, 08:39 AM
Speaking of horrible shoe artifacts: an artifact that eats your shoes!
Off the top of my head:
Shoe eating artifact: one using teleportation to nom in an NxN area, and one handheld magic baton which eats the shoes of people hit with it.
Endless fancy paint can: Fancy random-ish or theme-ish patterns and colors! Pretty!
Alien Reefer: It's really far out, maaan. I mean, REALLY far out! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Honk!
The Wizmobile: Like a prison artifact, except you can run a jerk over! HEH. Variable speed. Insurance doesn't cover the possible alien atmosphere inside said vehicle!
Silicon Swag: Outfits exclusive to thems aliums! More outfits are always welcome. Crates could even have some, but big things like armor, spacesuits and hats would be more likely found in artifacts! Spriters required. RIP.
UFO Buddies: Buddies of alien make that somehow work on our computer systems!(??) Independence Day was RIGHT!!
Ecto-Stabilizer: Makes ghosts in a certain area visible! (or gives limited duration stability to those you shoot if handheld) And punchable!! Suck it, Casper!
ET Cloner: Eats you, Clones you, and Spits Out your former shell! ET doesn't have time for this natural progression bullshit!
Ravewave: The OTHER high of the future! It sends out a wave that gets you stupid high in a non addictive fashion! WoW!
Yes!! I'm acting like a car salesman On Purpose! EVERYTHING MUST GO, YE FUCKS! :cb:
(I've been up for over 36 now. Ugh.)
Off the top of my head:
Shoe eating artifact: one using teleportation to nom in an NxN area, and one handheld magic baton which eats the shoes of people hit with it.
Endless fancy paint can: Fancy random-ish or theme-ish patterns and colors! Pretty!
Alien Reefer: It's really far out, maaan. I mean, REALLY far out! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Honk!
The Wizmobile: Like a prison artifact, except you can run a jerk over! HEH. Variable speed. Insurance doesn't cover the possible alien atmosphere inside said vehicle!
Silicon Swag: Outfits exclusive to thems aliums! More outfits are always welcome. Crates could even have some, but big things like armor, spacesuits and hats would be more likely found in artifacts! Spriters required. RIP.
UFO Buddies: Buddies of alien make that somehow work on our computer systems!(??) Independence Day was RIGHT!!
Ecto-Stabilizer: Makes ghosts in a certain area visible! (or gives limited duration stability to those you shoot if handheld) And punchable!! Suck it, Casper!
ET Cloner: Eats you, Clones you, and Spits Out your former shell! ET doesn't have time for this natural progression bullshit!
Ravewave: The OTHER high of the future! It sends out a wave that gets you stupid high in a non addictive fashion! WoW!
Yes!! I'm acting like a car salesman On Purpose! EVERYTHING MUST GO, YE FUCKS! :cb:
(I've been up for over 36 now. Ugh.)