Concepts for new artifacts

[Grifflez]

You know, if there are wizard artifacts, maybe some of them ought to replicate wizard spells?

Magic missle, ice burst, rathens secret and cluwne would all make excellent touch activated artifacts.

Replicating wizard spells could be cool, but I'd rather they be weakened versions. 
Even a wizards magic missiles damage starts to hurt like hell when you've been hit for the third time.

Wizard Artifact magic missile would be a stun with no damage (or reverse that, no stun with minor brute damage)

Rathen's could force people to fart like brown note (possibly even force super farts)

Cluwne would... Uhh... Replace peoples shoes with the awful cluwne shoes?

Note: Artifacts can already have a "freezing" and "Burning" field effect where the selected area is either frozen or set on fire.