Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere)

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The Emergency Shuttle has docked with the station! You have 3 minutes to board the Emergency Shuttle.
Strawberry says, "HAS ANYONE GOT ANY FRUIT"
Strawberry says, "OWN UP"
Strawberry says, "YOU CAN TELL STRAWBERRY IF YOU ARE SMUGLGING FRUIT"
Strawberry says, "NO FRUIT IS ALLOWED HERE"
Strawberry says, "DISCARD ALL THE FRUIT YOU HAVE"
Hadley Harrow buckles in!
Strawberry says, "IT IS ILLEGAL"

Strawberry (played by Gannets) was a traitor!
Objective #1: All fruit is banned. Remove all fruit. Success
Objective #2: Die a glorious death. Success