Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere)

[TheNewTeddy]

We had a funny gameshow. My comments in bold, everything else is from in-game chat window.


Galactic Command Update

Event Announcement

The Damian Garneys Game Show is now taking place in the chapel.


Damian Garneys says, "you either win a prize or you don't"




click for more hilarity (spoilered to save space)
Spoiler!

Throrvardr Finvardrardson asks, "Vuoold yuoo leeke-a tu perteeceepete-a een gemeshoo?"



Melvin the Clown says, "now to reset the trap, I mean game..."



Damian Garneys says, "congrats you won SARIN"



Melvin the Clown says, "THE BOOBY PRIZE"

Tye Hastings pukes all over himself.

1st-Place 2nd-Place Throrvardr Finvardrardson laughs.

Hanna Strawberry exclaims, "Oh no!"

Tye Hastings twitches.

Tye Hastings twitches violently.


Tye Hastings stammers, "III HURRRTTSSS!!!"


Tye Hastings stammers, "EEVVEEEERRRRYYTTHHIIIINGGGG HHHURTTSS!!!!!!"


Damian Garneys says, "he has won.. death"

3rd-Place Tye Hastings gasps.

Throrvardr Finvardrardson exclaims, "They're-a pleyeeng reelly herd! Bork Bork Bork!"





Shirtless Dave (as Shirkliss Dovi) says, "Oh"

Shirtless Dave (as Shirkliss Dovi) says, "this idea"

Shirtless Dave (as Shirkliss Dovi) says, "how original"


Damian Garneys says, "fu erik"


Hanna Strawberry exclaims, "How rude!"



1st-Place 1st-Place 1st-Place Damian Garneys flips in 1st-Place Melvin the Clown's general direction.



1st-Place 1st-Place 1st-Place 1st-Place 1st-Place 1st-Place 1st-Place 1st-Place 1st-Place 1st-Place Damian Garneys sticks the 1st place award ribbon to 1st-Place 1st-Place 1st-Place 1st-Place 1st-Place 1st-Place 1st-Place 1st-Place 1st-Place 1st-Place Damian Garneys!






1st-Place 1st-Place 1st-Place 1st-Place 1st-Place 1st-Place 1st-Place 1st-Place 1st-Place 1st-Place Damian Garneys flies through the ceiling!

1st-Place 1st-Place 1st-Place 1st-Place 1st-Place 1st-Place 1st-Place 1st-Place 1st-Place 1st-Place Damian Garneys screams!


Leopold Nilsson exclaims, "WHAHT?!!!"

Throrvardr Finvardrardson says, "Umm..."


Galactic Command Update

A massive influx of negative b-ball protons has been detected in Chapel. A Chaos Dunk is imminent. All personnel currently on MetaMarsMilitary Cache 18 have 15 seconds to reach minimum safe distance. This is not a test.


Throrvardr Finvardrardson says, "UH GUD"


Honey Nutt screams!


DEAD: Ghost (Sam Green) wails, "OH SHIT"


Apple Hincken [145.9] says, "OH SHIT"


Joe Hynes [145.9] says, "WHAT"


Joe Hynes [145.9] asks, "WHY?"


Katey Still gurgles, "; B BALL!!"


Joe Hynes [145.9] says, "RUN LIKE HELL"


Joey Bonzo [145.9] says, "CHAOS DUUUUUUNK"


Throrvardr Finvardrardson [145.9] exclaims, "HE-A VUN ZEE GRUND PREEZE!"


DEAD: Ghost (Donny Hincken) wails, "IT'S TIME TO JAM"


Buck Kuznetsov [145.9] exclaims, "I WANT TO DIE!!"


Tumany Cooks [145.9] says, "AI CALL THE SHUTTLE"

Anyway this is how it ended