Spessmen profiles: Tell us about yourself...

[Winged_Chiller]

I am Sir Grodus, I have a beard. I like my beard. I haven't washed my beard in 3 years now, it's a nice beard. My beard used to be blonde too but then it turned brown for some reason, probably the filth. You should ask me about my beard sometime, it's an interesting tale. Sometimes I like to stroke my beard and feed it Discount Dan's Noodles. So far my beard has killed 48 space rats and counting. Feel free to stroke my beard but try and cut it and MY BEARD WILL CUT YOU UP GOOD! I like to store my keys and loose change in my beard.

I like my beard. Clare does not like my beard...