Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere)

[SL the Pyro]

This is the best Chaplain I have ever seen.

Cyrus Derpileyv (CyAlpha08) SAY: ; FEAR NOT MY CHILD FOR THE POWER OF OUR LORD AND SAVIOR HAINESUS WILL PROTECT YA
Cyrus Derpileyv (CyAlpha08) SAY: ; MY CHILDREN! PRAY TO OUR SAVIOR HAINESUS AND YOU WILL BE WORRY FREE! YOUR SINS WILL BE PURGED!
Cyrus Derpileyv (CyAlpha08) SAY: ; SANTA!? SANTA IS A FALSE PROPHET CHILDREN. MADE TO GUIDE YOU AWAY FROM HAINESUS' HOLY LIGHT! TURN AWAY CHILDREN!

Cyrus Derpileyv (CyAlpha08) SAY: Greetings my Monkey Child.
Cyrus Derpileyv (CyAlpha08) SAY: Have you come to hear the word of Hainesus?
Cyrus Derpileyv (CyAlpha08) SAY: You wear the mask of the Anti-Haine! THE DEVIL HIMSELF! GEORGE MELONS
Cyrus Derpileyv (CyAlpha08) SAY: BEGONE FOUL NON BELIEVER

Cyrus Derpileyv (CyAlpha08) SAY: ; ON THE FIRST DAY. COG MADE THE STATION. AND IT WAS GOOD. ALBEIT CONFUSING AND ODDLY LAID OUT.
Cyrus Derpileyv (CyAlpha08) SAY: ; ON THE SECON DAY COG MADE THE FURNITURE AND IT WAS GOOD.
Cyrus Derpileyv (CyAlpha08) SAY: ; ON THE THIRD DAY. COG MADE THE ANIMALS. THE OWLS, THE BEES, AND THE AMUSING DUCKS. AND IT WAS GOOD
Cyrus Derpileyv (CyAlpha08) SAY: ; ON THE FOURTH DAY. COG MADE THE ENGINE ROOM. AND IT WAS GOOD. ALTHOUGH DANGEROUS AND NOT FUN.
Cyrus Derpileyv (CyAlpha08) SAY: ; ON THE FIFTH DAY COG MADE THE AI. AND IT WAS SIMPLISTIC AND SIMPLE. FOLLOWING ITS RULES AND LAWS.
Cyrus Derpileyv (CyAlpha08) SAY: ; ON THE SIXTH DAY. COG MADE THE PEOPLE. THE CLOWNS, THE ASSISTANTS, THE CAPTAINS AND CHEF. AND IT WAS GOOD.
Cyrus Derpileyv (CyAlpha08) SAY: ; ON THE SEVENTH DAY. COG RESTED. FOR HIS WORK WAS HOLY AND GOOD.
Cyrus Derpileyv (CyAlpha08) SAY: ; THEN A MIRACLE. COG CHOSE HIS HOLY WIFE. THROUGH MAGICS UNKNOWN HE HAD HER GIVE BIRTH TO OUR PROPHET. THE HOLY HAINESUS.
Cyrus Derpileyv (CyAlpha08) SAY: ; AND ON THE EIGTH DAY I SPILLED BBQ SAUCE ON MY SWEATER. AND IT WAS ANNOYING.
Cyrus Derpileyv (CyAlpha08) SAY: ; PRAISE BE TO HAINESUS
Cyrus Derpileyv (CyAlpha08) SAY: : AND LORD HAINE SAID TO ME
Cyrus Derpileyv (CyAlpha08) SAY: : IF THOU FARTS APON THE BIBLE. THE TRUTH WILL BE REVEALED.
Cyrus Derpileyv (CyAlpha08) SAY: : PRAISE BE!

Cyrus Derpileyv (CyAlpha08) SAY: GREETINGS MY GHOSTLY CHILD
Cyrus Derpileyv (CyAlpha08) SAY: TELL ME THE NEWS OF OUR LORD HAINESUS
Cyrus Derpileyv (CyAlpha08) SAY: YES MY CHILD. IT IS TRUE THAT THE TRUEST TEACHINGS OF HAINESUS ARE TO FART
Cyrus Derpileyv (CyAlpha08) SAY: PRAISE THE LAWD
Cyrus Derpileyv (CyAlpha08) SAY: Potatos are THe Lord Hainesus favored crop.
Cyrus Derpileyv (CyAlpha08) SAY: IT IS TRUE MY CHILD.

Cyrus Derpileyv (CyAlpha08) SAY: A butt? HAINESUS FAVORED ORGAN. VERY WELL.
Cyrus Derpileyv (CyAlpha08) SAY: CHILD ARE YOU READY TO MAKE THE ULTIMATE SACRIFICE?
Cyrus Derpileyv (CyAlpha08) SAY: I WILL SAVE YOU FOR YOUR BUTT.