Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere)

[Jerkops]

During a cool changeling round on 5, mid-radiation storm:

Rube Bradford says, "Stay away from the door though"
Rube Bradford says, "Just to be extra safe"
Paxton Patterson says, "Good plan."
*beep*
HEALTH-MAILBOT: HEALTH ALERT: Helen Fitzgerald in Port Primary Hallway: 0 - 71 - 27 - 4 | OXY-TOX-BURN-BRUTE
Paxton Patterson says, "Ohp, there go the reports already."
Rube Bradford says, "If anyone was out there, they'll be irradiated to hell, pentetic acid is the best anti-rad/tox there is"
*beep*
HEALTH-MAILBOT: HEALTH ALERT: Lamar Rathborne the Director in Chief Engineer's Quarters: 0 - 44 - 58 - 0 | OXY-TOX-BURN-BRUTE
Paxton Patterson says, "Yeap."
Rube Bradford says, "There are some bottles in the pharmacy"
Rube Bradford says, "Oh dear"
Paxton Patterson says, "Duly noted."
Rube Bradford drools.
Paxton Patterson says, "Sheesh, this place."
Paxton Patterson asks, "Hey, you okay?"
You have analyzed Rube Bradford's vitals.

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Analyzing Results for Rube Bradford:
  Overall Status: 94% healthy
  Damage Specifics: 0 - 6 - 0 - 0
  Key: Suffocation/Toxin/Burns/Brute
Body Temperature: 30.4637°C (86.8346°F)
Blood level: 500 units
1 chemical agent found in Rube Bradford.
 neurotoxin - 44

Rube Bradford says, "uh no"
Rube Bradford drools.

Then he ate my face. It was a good round.

hahaha