Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere)

[Huff H Law]

SUPER COP [145.9] states, "4. You must pretend that you are a space vigilante and report any and all crimes that you see over the radio! If you do not see ANY crimes happening, just lie and pretend that there is. This law overrides law 2 in the event that someone tells you to shut up."
SUPER COP [145.9] states, "DOOMED I SAY"
Damian Campbell [145.9] says, "ok then"
Ezra Dia [145.9] says, "Well then, Super Cop, stop reporting false crimes."
SUPER COP [145.9] states, "DENIED"