Noodle reagent - what if noodles had noodles?

[salix_catus]

It's pretty lame how desperate dans have no noodles in them. they literally are just soups.

Currently the base noodle component is
10 units of chicken soup
10 units of salt
1+ units of space-soybean oil/ 1+ partially hydrogenated space-soybean oil
9+ units of monosodium glutamate

It'd make more sense to be
10 units of noodles
5 units of chicken soup
5 units of salt
1+ units of space-soybean oil/ 1+ partially hydrogenated space-soybean oil
9+ units of monosodium glutamate

What would noodles do?
they'd look like noodles when thrown on the ground or when you puke with noodles in your system they puke up.
other than that they do nothing because they have no nutrients.