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Noodle reagent - what if noodles had noodles? - salix_catus - 09-10-2015
It's pretty lame how desperate dans have no noodles in them. they literally are just soups.
Currently the base noodle component is
10 units of chicken soup
10 units of salt
1+ units of space-soybean oil/ 1+ partially hydrogenated space-soybean oil
9+ units of monosodium glutamate
It'd make more sense to be
10 units of noodles
5 units of chicken soup
5 units of salt
1+ units of space-soybean oil/ 1+ partially hydrogenated space-soybean oil
9+ units of monosodium glutamate
What would noodles do?
they'd look like noodles when thrown on the ground or when you puke with noodles in your system they puke up.
other than that they do nothing because they have no nutrients.
Re: Noodle reagent - what if noodles had noodles? - Carlarc - 09-10-2015
This allows for lame 'noodle incident' jokes.
Yes.
Re: Noodle reagent - what if noodles had noodles? - BlackPhoenix - 09-10-2015
I have also wondered this. Make noodles a thing, so that Botany can have "Spaghetti Trees" like the old april fools joke.
Re: Noodle reagent - what if noodles had noodles? - Frank_Stein - 09-10-2015
I can't wait to fill my fanny back with spaghetti
Re: Noodle reagent - what if noodles had noodles? - Ed Venture - 09-10-2015
Quote:what if noodles had noodles
Re: Noodle reagent - what if noodles had noodles? - Vunterslaush - 09-10-2015
Add rice so we can have rice noodles, and rice wine.
Re: Noodle reagent - what if noodles had noodles? - babayetu83 - 09-10-2015
noodles + strange reagent/life = flying spaghetti monster
Re: Noodle reagent - what if noodles had noodles? - Naximous - 09-10-2015
babayetu83 Wrote:noodles + strange reagent/life = flying spaghetti monsterOH GOD YES
Re: Noodle reagent - what if noodles had noodles? - Houka - 09-11-2015
babayetu83 Wrote:noodles + strange reagent/life = flying spaghetti monster
yes
add noodle reagent, we need this in our lives
ultimate manifestation of the chaplain's mad beliefs
Re: Noodle reagent - what if noodles had noodles? - Dr_Bee - 09-11-2015
I am against this only for the fact that Discount Dan would be too cheap to use actual noodles in his noodle soup. However extracting Noodle Reagent from Sperghetti noodles is okay.
Re: Noodle reagent - what if noodles had noodles? - salix_catus - 09-12-2015
Dr_Bee Wrote:I am against this only for the fact that Discount Dan would be too cheap to use actual noodles in his noodle soup. However extracting Noodle Reagent from Sperghetti noodles is okay.So chicken soup is cheaper than noodles? Surely not. Chicken is more expensive than wheat.
Re: Noodle reagent - what if noodles had noodles? - Noah Buttes - 09-15-2015
salix_catus Wrote:Who said he uses actual chicken?Dr_Bee Wrote:I am against this only for the fact that Discount Dan would be too cheap to use actual noodles in his noodle soup. However extracting Noodle Reagent from Sperghetti noodles is okay.So chicken soup is cheaper than noodles? Surely not. Chicken is more expensive than wheat.
Re: Noodle reagent - what if noodles had noodles? - salix_catus - 09-15-2015
Noah Buttes Wrote:Well maybe there shouldn't be chicken soup at all in the noodles. I thought the whole idea behind the random chemicals is that they were used as cheap flavorings. cheap flavorings for noodles.Goonstation does a lot of things right aesthetically but having no noodles in the noodles is not one of them. Maybe it could be changed whenever food is revamped.salix_catus Wrote:Who said he uses actual chicken?Dr_Bee Wrote:I am against this only for the fact that Discount Dan would be too cheap to use actual noodles in his noodle soup. However extracting Noodle Reagent from Sperghetti noodles is okay.So chicken soup is cheaper than noodles? Surely not. Chicken is more expensive than wheat.
Re: Noodle reagent - what if noodles had noodles? - Noah Buttes - 09-15-2015
salix_catus Wrote:Well maybe there shouldn't be chicken soup at all in the noodles. I thought the whole idea behind the random chemicals is that they were used as cheap flavorings. cheap flavorings for noodles.Goonstation does a lot of things right aesthetically but having no noodles in the noodles is not one of them. Maybe it could be changed whenever food is revamped.Food is getting revamped?
Re: Noodle reagent - what if noodles had noodles? - Frank_Stein - 09-15-2015
Really, chicken soup should be the result of mixing salt, water, chicken, and noodle reagents.