Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere)

[Winklabom]

Throrvardr Finvardrardson the S has attempted to beat Melvin the Clown with the stun baton but held it wrong!
Throrvardr Finvardrardson the S screams!
Melvin the Clown shakes Throrvardr Finvardrardson the S, trying to wake them up!
Xiphos Volund (EMT) screams!
Melvin the Clown exclaims, "HA!"
Horse Horsington screams!
Alyson Fraser does a flip!
Melvin the Clown exclaims, "I HAVE THE ADVANTAGE NOW!"
Melvin the Clown swings Stun Cane too hard and accidentally slams it into its crotch.
Melvin the Clown says, "OMF"
Xiphos Volund (EMT) laughs.
Melvin the Clown says, "MY NUTS"