Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere)

[BabaYaga]

Baba Yaga [145.9] exclaims, "Come see the werewolf in the genetics monkey cage!"
Jay Wolff the Salesman knocks on the steel-reinforced glass window.
Baba Yaga says, "Hi"
Jay Wolff the Salesman says, "I don't see a werewolff"
Baba Yaga says, "Would you like to buy an exotic werewolf"
werewolf (as Aidan Reid) says, "Hi"
Baba Yaga points to the werewolf.
werewolf (as Aidan Reid) says, "I'm not for sale"
Baba Yaga says, "It's exotic"
Jay Wolff the Salesman says, "that looks like a man named werewolf"
Baba Yaga says, "That's what a werewolf is Mr Wolff."
Baba Yaga asks, "Are you interested?"
Jay Wolff the Salesman says, "I am unimpressed"
Jay Wolff the Salesman punches Baba Yaga!
Baba Yaga cries.
Jay Wolff the Salesman climbs into the the disposal unit.

It reads like a comedy sketch sorta.