Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere)

[Mageziya]

DEAD: Ghost (Cyborg Delta-29) laments, "You're so salty a wraith will materialise."

Oh I love good burns.

I remember one time security was berating a (traitor?) clown, for some reason, and one officer mentioned over the radio how the clown is not funny and the clown's response was "I don't need to be funny when you're the biggest joke on the station"

I've witnessed two times so far where the admins have made the announcement "Maximum Sodium Levels Detected In Deadchat" after people enter fits of rage in dead chat.

Generally stops the salt.