Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere)

[BabaYaga]

DEAD: Ghost (Cyborg Delta-29) laments, "You're so salty a wraith will materialise."

Oh I love good burns.

I remember one time security was berating a (traitor?) clown, for some reason, and one officer mentioned over the radio how the clown is not funny and the clown's response was "I don't need to be funny when you're the biggest joke on the station"