Make the Diner Gang nonconsumable by Vamps and Lings

[vampirate]

Monkeys are unhindered by missing limbs. Seriously, why the fuck can they move so easily without legs

Real talk I'd post that in the bug forum. That seems like something that should be fixed.

The NPC guard sounds awesome. You could also just make their blood Painbow fluid when ingested, but I somehow think that'd get abused.