Make the Diner Gang nonconsumable by Vamps and Lings

[vampirate]

Keep it the way it is but make eating any of them force you to take on their AI mannerisms, like what happens if you brainswap with Bill or Jack

Seeing a vampire or changeling be forced to take on Bill's and Father's mannerisms is a fair compromise.

This is fucking hilarious and I would love to see this.

You mean you don't put a straight jacket on the monkey first?

They still push you around like a motherfucker.

Pop them on the surgery table and cut off their legs, heal em up and you're good to go. you can also buckle them into a chair