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Ultra Magnetic Shoes
Worried a dastardly space predator or an overzealous security officer is going drag you off but you dread the thought of being caught wearing something as gauche as magnetic boots? The NT Spaceman's Choice Catalog has you covered! These stylish pieces of footwear will keep you anchored firmly to the ground come space wind or a hungry changeling and and they come with state of the art clasps to ensure someone doesn't just pull them off while you're out on your ass.
Warning: Do not step on exposed live wires. Do not expose to Electromagnetic pulses as they have been known to conduct the energy into the wearer.

Miniaturized Shield Projector Belt
Shielding technology miniaturized to fit comfortably around your waist that can be activated simply with the flick of your wrist. Once it's turned on the shield generator keep you safe from a wide variety of threats to your person and it has enough battery power to it to last a whole sixty seconds. Replacing the battery is a simple act, just take a screwdriver and pop-off the protective no-shock cover (while wearing insulated gloves) and make the swap. The wearer should not run while wearing the belt otherwise the shield projector will not have time to fully deploy and stabilized the life-saving energy barrier!
Warning: The shield functions both ways. It will not neutralize low velocity, low energy attacks such as sleepy pens, radbows, or gas based attacks. Under no circumstance should the belt be exposed to an electromagnetic pulse or an atmosphere of plasma. Immersing the unit in water has been known to cause fatal electrocution.

GTFO Emergency Tele-belt
You're alone and you're dying despite all your preparations. Most people would be a goner at this point but not someone wearing the GTFO Emergency Tele-belt. This is a belt with a computer activated hand teleported built right into it. Before consciousness leaves you press the easy to use button and you'll be whisked away to the pre-designated teleport beacon. Caution though, be sure not to set it off while you're murderer is right next to you or it'll take that smarmy bastard with you. If you have a health implant, the belt's systems will automatically interface with it and activate it should you enter critical condition.
Warning: Exposure to shocks of any kind, electromagnetic pulses, and telescience long range portals have been known to scramble and unintentionally trigger the tele-belt. Nanotrasen bears no responsibility for whatever hellish dimension you end up in.

Neon Tagging Spray
It can be hard keeping up with all the assholes on the station these days, especially when they're wearing masks, changing shape, or scrambling their DNA. Luckily there is a counter measure. A quick squirt of this bottle and it'll stain your assailant with a vibrantly glowing dye that will make even the most dim-witted security officer able to track that rude jerk down so long as it gets on his skin. If you accidentally get some on yourself, don't worry, just wash it out with alcohol.
Warning: Do not ingest - the dye is mildly radioactive.

Self-Sealing Regenerating Jumpsuit
Made from real aliens, this jumpsuit is snazzy piece of biotechnology that ensure your blood stays in your body by automatically sealing over any cuts by literally integrating itself into your flesh. It'll also fix up minor burns and bruises too. Just make sure to water it every now and then to keep it supple and ready to mend. A heavy lunch might also be a good idea.
Warning: Under no circumstance should the jumpsuit be exposed to hairgrownium, mutadone, unstable mutagen, or Anima.
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