Give the clown a spawn crayon

[Haine]

I have been playing nothing but janitor since crayons were implemented, and the amount of saltiness from people who come back just as their laboriously scrawled message is erased is hilarious.

the system works (if you think this was not an intended result of crayons then I have news for you)

Melt all the crayon colors together to get one?

there are roughly 900 named colors the crayons can use, so uh, if you manage THAT then I think you'd want a better prize than a fancy colorshifting thing
maybe at that point we just tell you the secret of the cheget or make you admin or something