Goonhub
06-25-2015, 04:55 AM
Space is pretty dangerous. The wealthy spaceman needs some more options to keep himself alive out there.
Backpack Buddy
A life saving robotic buddy you can strap to your back. In the event of a severe injury or critical distress your backpack buddy will deploy itself then grab you and haul you to medical so you can be treated immediately. It is a bit heavy though and quite costly, but really, do you want to rely on someone else to get you to medbay while your dying?
Last Resort Auto-Borgification Helmet
Want to head out into space or go on telescience adventures but you're worried about dying? Have no fear, the Emergency Auto-Borgification Helmet will give you a second chance. Upon death the device will transform your lifeless corpse, provided the head is remains intact, into a fully functional light cyborg on the spot within mere minutes.
Cardiac Life Vest
This lightly armored vest comes with a built in defibrillator and health analyzer. When your heart stops beating it will automatically kick into action to bring you back to life.
Emergency Space Bubble
Being thrown in space without a space suit on is pretty much a death sentence. Unless you've got an Emergency Space Bubble in your pocket! The second you deploy it will unfurl a self-sealing insulated plastic bubble around you with a small heater and oxygen supply. It even comes with a space GPS beacon so rescue teams can find you more easily.
Last Testament Implant
This implant will make sure anyone who finds your corpse will know your will or where you buried your secret stash of gold. You can set it to send a prerecorded message upon your death (or at a selected amount after) over the radio or you can set it to proximity mode, which will cause the implant to repeat your will locally when anyone gets within a short distance every so often.
Backpack Buddy
A life saving robotic buddy you can strap to your back. In the event of a severe injury or critical distress your backpack buddy will deploy itself then grab you and haul you to medical so you can be treated immediately. It is a bit heavy though and quite costly, but really, do you want to rely on someone else to get you to medbay while your dying?
Last Resort Auto-Borgification Helmet
Want to head out into space or go on telescience adventures but you're worried about dying? Have no fear, the Emergency Auto-Borgification Helmet will give you a second chance. Upon death the device will transform your lifeless corpse, provided the head is remains intact, into a fully functional light cyborg on the spot within mere minutes.
Cardiac Life Vest
This lightly armored vest comes with a built in defibrillator and health analyzer. When your heart stops beating it will automatically kick into action to bring you back to life.
Emergency Space Bubble
Being thrown in space without a space suit on is pretty much a death sentence. Unless you've got an Emergency Space Bubble in your pocket! The second you deploy it will unfurl a self-sealing insulated plastic bubble around you with a small heater and oxygen supply. It even comes with a space GPS beacon so rescue teams can find you more easily.
Last Testament Implant
This implant will make sure anyone who finds your corpse will know your will or where you buried your secret stash of gold. You can set it to send a prerecorded message upon your death (or at a selected amount after) over the radio or you can set it to proximity mode, which will cause the implant to repeat your will locally when anyone gets within a short distance every so often.