Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere)

[Zadeon]

Clown Santa [145.9] says, "he had a heart of gold"
Impersonator Pritchard [145.9] says, "His skull and brain and eyes are too"
Impersonator Pritchard [145.9] says, "and his butt"
Clown Santa [145.9] says, "literally"