Goonhub
05-05-2015, 10:17 PM
I think Ursla's is too complicated and Sundance's is too simple. Instead, add the following nutritional chemicals...
Each of these has a decay of 0.1 and decays into 2 units of other stuff each life cycle.
Protein: 30% iron, 30% salt, 20% cholesterol, 20% charcoal.
Carbs: 30% salt, 30% sugar, 30% carbon, 10% space fungus.
Dairy: 50% simethicone, 20% sugar, 20% ammonium bicarbonate, 10% cholesterol.
Vitamins: 30% water. 30% hydrogen, 30% potassium, 10% iodine.
...alter these chemicals...
Bread: Rapidly decays into 100% carbs in bloodstream.
Egg: Slowly decays into 50% protein and 50% water in bloodstream.
Iron: Now promotes blood regeneration!
Milk: Now decays into 10% dairy, 90% water in bloodstream.
Potassium: The presence of blood now prevents the potassium+water reaction from happening.
Salt: Decay rate is now 0.1. On ingesting, deplete 4 units of water.
Water: Overdose at 300 units of 10% for 1 brain damage per life cycle.
...then add nutritional chemicals to food, on top of what they already have in them. Nutritional content is preserved across processing and cooking unless specified otherwise:
Most meats: 10 protein, 1 cholesterol.
Most fruits: 5 sugar, 5 water, 5 vitamins
Most vegetables: 10 vitamins, 5 water.
Most herbs: 5 vitamins
Fish: 10 protein.
Wheat: 15 carbs.
Peanuts: 5 carbs, 5 protein.
Cheese: 5 dairy per slice.
Avocado: 1 protein, 5 vitamins.
Bread: 1 bread per slice.
Fried anything: 1 cholesterol, 5 salt.
Potatoes: 10 carbs, 1 vitamins.
Corn: 5 corn starch, 1 vitamins.
Brains: 5 prions, 5 protein.
Butts: 5 protein.
Limbs: 10 protein.
Heart: 5 protein.
Synthparts: Replace all protein with vitamins.
Cyberparts: Replace all protein with iron.
Chocolate: 2 sugar.
Oatmeal: 5 carbs.
And finally change following reactions to display no third person reaction message and an altered first person message when mixing inside the blood stream:
Antihol: You feel more sober.
Carpet: Your mouth feels like carpet.
Mannitol: You feel refreshed.
Napalm: You like you're going to burst!
Oil: You feel greasy.
Potassium-Iodine: You feel healthy.
Saline-Glucose: Yum!
Smoke: You feel gassy.
Spaceacillin: You feel well.
Each of these has a decay of 0.1 and decays into 2 units of other stuff each life cycle.
Protein: 30% iron, 30% salt, 20% cholesterol, 20% charcoal.
Carbs: 30% salt, 30% sugar, 30% carbon, 10% space fungus.
Dairy: 50% simethicone, 20% sugar, 20% ammonium bicarbonate, 10% cholesterol.
Vitamins: 30% water. 30% hydrogen, 30% potassium, 10% iodine.
...alter these chemicals...
Bread: Rapidly decays into 100% carbs in bloodstream.
Egg: Slowly decays into 50% protein and 50% water in bloodstream.
Iron: Now promotes blood regeneration!
Milk: Now decays into 10% dairy, 90% water in bloodstream.
Potassium: The presence of blood now prevents the potassium+water reaction from happening.
Salt: Decay rate is now 0.1. On ingesting, deplete 4 units of water.
Water: Overdose at 300 units of 10% for 1 brain damage per life cycle.
...then add nutritional chemicals to food, on top of what they already have in them. Nutritional content is preserved across processing and cooking unless specified otherwise:
Most meats: 10 protein, 1 cholesterol.
Most fruits: 5 sugar, 5 water, 5 vitamins
Most vegetables: 10 vitamins, 5 water.
Most herbs: 5 vitamins
Fish: 10 protein.
Wheat: 15 carbs.
Peanuts: 5 carbs, 5 protein.
Cheese: 5 dairy per slice.
Avocado: 1 protein, 5 vitamins.
Bread: 1 bread per slice.
Fried anything: 1 cholesterol, 5 salt.
Potatoes: 10 carbs, 1 vitamins.
Corn: 5 corn starch, 1 vitamins.
Brains: 5 prions, 5 protein.
Butts: 5 protein.
Limbs: 10 protein.
Heart: 5 protein.
Synthparts: Replace all protein with vitamins.
Cyberparts: Replace all protein with iron.
Chocolate: 2 sugar.
Oatmeal: 5 carbs.
And finally change following reactions to display no third person reaction message and an altered first person message when mixing inside the blood stream:
Antihol: You feel more sober.
Carpet: Your mouth feels like carpet.
Mannitol: You feel refreshed.
Napalm: You like you're going to burst!
Oil: You feel greasy.
Potassium-Iodine: You feel healthy.
Saline-Glucose: Yum!
Smoke: You feel gassy.
Spaceacillin: You feel well.