Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere)

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Analyzing Results for Mike Markerson:
  Overall Status: -504% healthy
  Damage Specifics: 605 - 0 - 0 - 0
  Key: Suffocation/Toxin/Burns/Brute
Body Temperature: 26.4649°C (79.6369°F)
Blood level: NORMAL | Foreign objects detected
Severe brain damage detected. Subject likely unable to function well.
Active Medical Emergency: Cardiac Failure (Stage 3/3)
Spread: The patient is having a cardiac emergency
Suggested Remedy: Cardiac Stimulants
Active Medical Emergency: Cardiac Arrest (Stage 1/1)
Spread: The patient's heart has stopped.
Suggested Remedy: Electric Shock

Captain Don Geon is trying to perform CPR on Mike Markerson!

Captain Don Geon says, "How has this asshole not died yet?"

Mike Markerson seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...

Mike Markerson gasps.

Captain Don Geon is trying to perform CPR on Mike Markerson!

Captain Don Geon says, "oh"