Robustorama: a CYOA in spaaace

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Arrest yourself for drug abuse.

For shame.

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OH MY GOSH YOU'VE SUNKEN TO THE LEVEL OF THE !!WAGE SLAVE CREW!! There is only one thing left to do.

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You are a disgrace to the law, and it feels to great to put yourself in cuf-Oh shoot it's BEEPSKY, just play it cool.