Robustorama: a CYOA in spaaace

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Go to botanty and smoke some weed

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Oh dang. You're zonin' out man. What the heck were you even doing... oh, that's right, like, some form of... drug bust? Nah, that isn't right. Oh well, work makes you a GRUMPY LITTLE ROBRAT. You could stand to take it really slow for once.

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You may legitimately be hallucinating on all this WEEDS, what type of strain is this stuff? This BOTANIST BRUD is way too blazed to ask, and you're freakin' out here. Time seems to slowdown with every toke.

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You want some CHIPS, you can't eat, but you still have a dire craving for crunchy salty goodness right about now.