Goonhub
04-13-2015, 06:55 PM
Asteroids/meteors with AI blobs inside
Heads of staff (or at least the useless sinecure ones) mysteriously getting demoted and replaced with lizards :mason:
Security getting some poorly thought out policy change from centcom ("Fuck changelings, your new priority is raiding botany every time they grow weed")
random computer failures (usually 1 or 2 per round)
random minor damage to station at the start of the round (i.e. rusted pipes) to give the engineers something else to do.
If the payroll runs dry too long, random event where every assistant gets traitor objectives
Something funny if enough people fart at the same time (this is going to lead to groups of players trying to coordinate)
Guardbuddies all gathering in one place to cheer some poor dude up.
Monkeys getting in random fights in the lab monkey pen
Toilets getting clogged and regurgitating all flushed items
The syndicate mailing unmarked crates to QM, most of which contain drones, angry space bugs, maneaters, or bombs. Occasionally they'll screw up and send something cool or useful, but you might want to talk some assistant into opening the crate.
Random ingredients in the bar and kitchen at the start of the round. Just to encourage different recipes and drinks every round.
Company picnics-A merchant shuttle brings a bunch of free and rare food (elvis bread, etc)
Space bees sneaking into the research wing and pulling pranks with colorful reagent
Damaged machinery leaking spacelube or oil all over the floor until someone welds it back together.
Heads of staff (or at least the useless sinecure ones) mysteriously getting demoted and replaced with lizards :mason:
Security getting some poorly thought out policy change from centcom ("Fuck changelings, your new priority is raiding botany every time they grow weed")
random computer failures (usually 1 or 2 per round)
random minor damage to station at the start of the round (i.e. rusted pipes) to give the engineers something else to do.
If the payroll runs dry too long, random event where every assistant gets traitor objectives
Something funny if enough people fart at the same time (this is going to lead to groups of players trying to coordinate)
Guardbuddies all gathering in one place to cheer some poor dude up.
Monkeys getting in random fights in the lab monkey pen
Toilets getting clogged and regurgitating all flushed items
The syndicate mailing unmarked crates to QM, most of which contain drones, angry space bugs, maneaters, or bombs. Occasionally they'll screw up and send something cool or useful, but you might want to talk some assistant into opening the crate.
Random ingredients in the bar and kitchen at the start of the round. Just to encourage different recipes and drinks every round.
Company picnics-A merchant shuttle brings a bunch of free and rare food (elvis bread, etc)
Space bees sneaking into the research wing and pulling pranks with colorful reagent
Damaged machinery leaking spacelube or oil all over the floor until someone welds it back together.