Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere)

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Elder Muffin needed to pee. The borgs had blocked off the bathroom. He lasered them to death then stripped nude and ran in the shower, pee'd and washed. When asked about it, this was his response.

Elder Muffin says, "I did what I had to in order to pee."

The janitor stole a clown car and kidnapped 3 people. He ended dying while behind the wheel due to boredom, leaving the people trapped inside for 14 minutes.

Roark Rickety Rickaby says, "OH GOD I'M DYING IN THE CLOWN CAR DUE TO SEVERE LACK OF FUN-HAVING"
Roark Rickety Rickaby exclaims, "I think all the other people in here died already!"