Make security "age restricted"

[Dauntasa]

Him being under-equipped with the brig the way it is will just end up in:
[149.9] Warden McAwful stammers: HEEELLPPP IN BRIIIIIG
So adding a warden will just add to the shitheap that officers already have on their plate. No.

"adding an extra guard who stays in the brig makes it harder for security because they might have to go back and help him"

Guess what: having to go back and help the warden club some idiot is better than arresting someone and taking him back to the brig only to find that assistants have broken in, hacked all the doors, smashed all the windows and stolen everything not bolted down


And it's funny that you complained about how on the other stations the brig is a dystopian supermax prison from which there is no escape and then immediately turn around and go "anyway, let's make the brig impossible to break out of".