Being the best/worst clown you can. Bad pun/joke thread.

[BaneOfGiygas]

Spoken to the janitor as a clown AI:

"Knock knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Atch."
"Atch who?"
"Look, now you've gone and sneezed everywhere! Better clean it up!"

In the same round, I also changed my arrivals message to "$NAME the $JOB farted on an elevator once. It was wrong on so many levels."

And as my last joke: "How are computers and air conditioners alike? They both work fine until you open windows!"