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Being the best/worst clown you can. Bad pun/joke thread. - Conor12 - 03-28-2015
Please post jokes you use as a clown to "entertain" the crew.
Quote:Lost my watch at a party. Saw some guy stand on it. Walked straight up to him and punched him. No one does that. Not on my watch!
Quote:I have a poem:
You dig
I dig
He digs
She digs
They dig
We dig
It's not my best work, but it is deep.
Quote:If you ever feel cold you should stand in the corner.
It's 90 degrees!
Quote:An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling.
The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, Can you all see me now?
Yes.
Oui.
Si.
Ja.
Quote:My drug dealer cracks me up!
Quote:Three guys are on a boat and they have four cigarettes, but no matches or anything to light them up with. What do they do?
They throw a cigarette overboard and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter!
Quote:Have you seen my henlay?
What's a henlay?
Eggs!
Re: Being the best/worst clown you can. Bad pun/joke thread. - Jerkops - 03-28-2015
A pirate walks into a bar.
"Did you notice you've got a steering wheel on your penis?" asks the bartender.
"Arr, and it's driving me nuts!"
Re: Being the best/worst clown you can. Bad pun/joke thread. - BaneOfGiygas - 03-28-2015
Spoken to the janitor as a clown AI:
"Knock knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Atch."
"Atch who?"
"Look, now you've gone and sneezed everywhere! Better clean it up!"
In the same round, I also changed my arrivals message to "$NAME the $JOB farted on an elevator once. It was wrong on so many levels."
And as my last joke: "How are computers and air conditioners alike? They both work fine until you open windows!"
Re: Being the best/worst clown you can. Bad pun/joke thread. - VictorMAngoStein - 03-29-2015
A miner with a full satchel trips and falls. Which arm does he break?
How did heisenbee feel when the MD got a pet bat?
Also there was that round where I offered all access to anyone who could tell a joke. Ended up shooting a guy for "what has 4 wheels and flies?"
Re: Being the best/worst clown you can. Bad pun/joke thread. - UrsulaMejor - 03-30-2015
I'd contribute to this thread but I'm pretty sure I'm officially banned from making any more puns.
honk.
Re: Being the best/worst clown you can. Bad pun/joke thread. - ISaidNo - 04-04-2015
UrsulaMejor Wrote:I'd contribute to this thread but I'm pretty sure I'm officially banned from making any more puns.do it fucker
honk.
Re: Being the best/worst clown you can. Bad pun/joke thread. - Botanist - 04-04-2015
Knock knock?
Who's there?
Iraq.
Iraq who?
Iraq and roll.
Re: Being the best/worst clown you can. Bad pun/joke thread. - sartorius - 04-11-2015
Two bees bumble into a bar looking to get buzzed. What did they ask the bartender for? It's none of your beeswax.
Re: Being the best/worst clown you can. Bad pun/joke thread. - thehman03 - 04-14-2015
What do you call a spaceship that breaks the rules?
Dread-Naughty! :suicide:
Re: Being the best/worst clown you can. Bad pun/joke thread. - Chips Ahoy - 04-15-2015
A collection of limericks:
There once was a man from PooPoo
Whose limericks ended on line two.
Wait I got another:
There once was a man from Verdun.
Did you ever hear the limerick made by Nero?
Re: Being the best/worst clown you can. Bad pun/joke thread. - Chips Ahoy - 04-15-2015
There once was a man from limerick.
Who was quite ignorant of the type of poems his town was named after.
Re: Being the best/worst clown you can. Bad pun/joke thread. - Silvercloud29 - 04-17-2015
I just found this on imgur. Very entertained
http://imgur.com/gallery/CKl84ZJ
Re: Being the best/worst clown you can. Bad pun/joke thread. - crasscrab - 04-23-2015
Silvercloud29 Wrote:I just found this on imgur. Very entertained
http://imgur.com/gallery/CKl84ZJ
Wrestler clowns are the worst.