Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere)

[Jebediah Kerman]

CPUCAKE [145.9] states, "Well, if anybody wishes to consult the chaplain, you can find their remains near the airbridge."
CPUCAKE [145.9] states, "There's an eyeball there, so they'll always be looking down right at you."
CPUCAKE [145.9] declares, "Hey! Don't eat that!"
CPUCAKE [145.9] states, "Christ."