Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere)

[Nubcake]

Jay Wolff starts biting Fox Mulder. Oh no!
Damian Garneys gasps, "ah"
Damian Garneys gasps, "mr wolff"
Jay Wolff finishes biting Fox Mulder. That was horrific!
Damian Garneys gasps, "oyu looke ike a man with taste"
Jay Wolff says, "I am"

I think I need a new keyboard, those typos are horrendous.