This script doesn't print anything

[Wydamn]

I always kind of figured that the DWAINE interpreter was restricted to a certain number of calculations per BYOND tick, so that at worst it would just lock up the in-game terminal. Either it doesn't, or this command somehow breaks that restriction.

Either that, or all DWAINE terminals are actually quantum computers that manipulate the fabric of the SS13 universe in order to operate; so a coding error could alter or erase reality. Which would explain why there is no programmer job; all programmers are put to death before they destroy the universe.