Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere)

[Twoflower]

Elias Todd [145.9] says, "COG GAVE ME A BROKEN REVOLVER"
Elias Todd [145.9] says, "AAAAAAAA"
BOOM! Elias Todd's head explodes.
Elias Todd seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
Alert: Due to crew shortages, and fatalities. The emergency shuttle has been called. It will arrive in 10 minutes.
Jake Marshall [145.9] says, "it wasn't broken"