Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere)

[Asmadeus]

You: Marq. I have little problem with SHITLORD sec guard Yusuf Rasuild. Guy just keep stuning me in brig. Don't lock me up, just cuff and stun
Yusuf Rasulid release an audible discharge of intestinal gas.
You attempt to remove your handcuffs. (This will take around 67 seconds and you need to stand still)
Nicholas Nick Nash attempts to remove the handcuffs!
Nicholas Nick Nash says, "Get ready for little talk."
Nicholas Nick Nash says, "With someone."
Nicholas Nick Nash says, "Shitlord"
Yusuf Rasulid asks, "Are you calm down now?"
Nicholas Nick Nash asks, "Are you stop begin shitlord?"
Yusuf Rasulid says, "You have been very bad"
Yusuf Rasulid asks, "Can we talk now?"
Nicholas Nick Nash manages to remove the handcuffs!
You successfully remove your handcuffs.
Yusuf Rasulid has been stunned with the stun baton by Nicholas Nick Nash!
Yusuf Rasulid stammers, "Uhh oohh"
The baton is now off.
Admin PM from-Marquesas: Hmmm, I mean I guess the arrest was deserved but, yes, that is an interesting way to arrest someone.
You unbuckle.
The baton is now on.
Nicholas Nick Nash has attempted to beat Yusuf Rasulid with the stun baton but held it wrong!
Admin PM from-Marquesas: Bahahaha.
You begin to recover.
Reply PM to-Marquesas: Karma.
Nicholas Nick Nash has been stunned with the stun baton by Yusuf Rasulid!
Admin PM from-Marquesas: Ahahahahaha.
Yusuf Rasulid attempts to handcuff Nicholas Nick Nash!
Reply PM to-Marquesas: But anyway, guy is a shitlord.
Yusuf Rasulid says, "Bad boy"
Yusuf Rasulid handcuffs Nicholas Nick Nash!
You begin to recover.
Yusuf Rasulid tries to remove something from Nicholas Nick Nash!
Yusuf Rasulid tries to remove something from Nicholas Nick Nash!
Yusuf Rasulid tries to remove something from Nicholas Nick Nash!
Yusuf Rasulid tries to remove something from Nicholas Nick Nash!
Yusuf Rasulid tries to remove something from Nicholas Nick Nash!
Yusuf Rasulid tries to remove something from Nicholas Nick Nash!
Yusuf Rasulid removes Nicholas Nick Nash's ID Card (Staff Assistant) from Nicholas Nick Nash!
Yusuf Rasulid tries to remove something from Nicholas Nick Nash!
Reply PM to-Marquesas: I'm arested for geting into sec
Yusuf Rasulid tries to remove something from Nicholas Nick Nash!
Butch Anderson [145.9] says, "DEATH BY PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING"
Yusuf Rasulid removes the backpack from Nicholas Nick Nash!
Yusuf Rasulid tries to remove something from Nicholas Nick Nash!
Yusuf Rasulid removes PDA-Nicholas Nick Nash from Nicholas Nick Nash!
Admin PM from-Marquesas/Luis Smith [X]: Yes. He is.
Nicholas Nick Nash has been stunned with the stun baton by Yusuf Rasulid!
Admin PM from-Marquesas: Ho-ho-ho.
You begin to recover.

Yusuf Rasulid asks, "Why did you just attack me?""
Reply PM to-Marquesas: Marq. I know I'm not fucking angel but this is little too much.
Hooty McJudgementowl frowns at Nicholas Nick Nash.
Nicholas Nick Nash asks, "Wait, attack?"
Admin PM from-Marquesas: Honestly, I'm rather curious where this is going.
Yusuf Rasulid [148.9] says, "That was very bad"
Admin PM from-Marquesas: I mean at best I'd call this borderline bad.
Nicholas Nick Nash says, "I don't even hit you"
Admin PM from-Marquesas: Er, at worst.
Yusuf Rasulid says, "Yes, you did"
Yusuf Rasulid [148.9] says, "Yes, you did"
Hooty McJudgementowl frowns at Yusuf Rasulid.
Yusuf Rasulid [148.9] says, "I'll leave you here to think about the bad things you've done"
Nicholas Nick Nash says, "No? I tryed to take your ID."
Nicholas Nick Nash [148.9] says, "No? I tryed to take your ID."
Admin PM from-Marquesas: On that note I'm fairly sure he's under the impression that bucklecuffing is permanent.
Reply PM to-Marquesas: But lets play a his game, it can be funny
Hooty McJudgementowl frowns at Nicholas Nick Nash.
Admin PM from-Marquesas: Fun fact.
Admin PM from-Marquesas: He just adminhelped asking if he could kill you.
Butch Anderson screams!
Reply PM to-Marquesas: You are kidding.

And then Shitlord was gibbed into spiders and I was released. Good shift