Clown Traitor Item: Non-Slip Clown Shoes

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Low TC cost clown shoes (2-4 TC)
Basically just clown shoes that keep you from falling over all the time and make you immune to anything that would usually slip the rest of the crew, wet floors, bananas, your own fuckin PDA.

They might appear slightly different on examination, maybe have a different squeak as they're walked in.

The Clown Union is going to hear about this.

Oh shit.. uh, I can explain!