Robustorama: a CYOA in spaaace

[phart]

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Rotate arm to other side, attempt to jump again, this time with less force. Then give yourself a congratulatory pat on the back.

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You promptly get up, but try as you may you cannot pat your own back with one jointless arm, that's literally impossible. Probably for the best though, you will not degrade yourself to being cute for attention, you're the boss here! If you wanted to do funny things you'd upload your conscience into a feline!

There is a crime at foot, and also a quite possibly HOMICIDAL OWLY THINGER running around the VENTS AND MAINTENANCE TUNNELS too! You must venture forth to investigate posthaste and stop all this dumb bullshit! If you don't, nobody else will!

The real question here though is who, what and most importantly where do you want to investigate right now?

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