Robustorama: a CYOA in spaaace

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Use adorable tiny arm to hoist self off the ground, then have a good cry.

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You would cry like a baby right now about your crummy luck, but you just jumped! YOU JUMPED LIKE SOME MAJESTIC ANGELIC BASKET-BALL PLAYING FROG MONSTER, hot dang! You couldn't care less about the failure, dang. DANG!!! You just wish the ROBOTIC ARM that assembled you were there to see their little buddy jump right now. Pity they were brutally torn apart for scrap metal by salvagers!