Robustorama: a CYOA in spaaace

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Report to the Research Wing and talk to some of the scientists, maybe they know what happened to the RD!

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What part of STUCK ON YOUR BACK DON'T YOU WEIRD MORONIC FORCES GET HERE?! YOU'RE JUST LIKE A TURTLE HERE FOLKS!!!

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Go ask your brud Beepsky for some leads, but don't spend too much time around him, he's a potty mouth, and you don't want that to rub off on you.

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Polite peeps don't bring up THAT NAME in your security force while you're around anymore...