Body armor.

[Shoddy]

Heh, on the makeshift plate armor, it should protect better than the normal body armor against melee weapons, the square shape and metallic surface deflects melee weapons better.
Likewise shooting someone with this hunk of junk should provide no protection.

Also being shot by a taser or being shocked by a door would pan fry you.

personally i just want to trudge around in my full metal assistant suit that looks like a metallic version of andy's spacesuit from toystory. :P