Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere)

[GorillaMyDreams]

I was Santa.

Charles Oldmenn says, "santa"
Charles Oldmenn asks, "wanna play some blackjack?"
Santa Claus says, "Ok, I win by default though."
Charles Oldmenn says, "no, you don't"
Charles Oldmenn says, "let's play"
Santa Claus says, "Yes, I do."
Santa Claus says, "Fine."
Charles Oldmenn shows their hand: a four of hearts, a five of hearts.
Charles Oldmenn says, "9"
You shuffle the deck of cards.
Charles Oldmenn says, "HOW DID YOU DO THAT"
Charles Oldmenn says, "HOW ARE YOU SHUFFLING"
Santa Claus says, "Click the deck in your hand genius."
Charles Oldmenn shuffles the deck of cards.
Charles Oldmenn says, "oh"
You show your hand: a jack of hearts, a ten of hearts.
Santa Claus says, "By the way"
Santa Claus says, "I win."
Santa Claus laughs.
Charles Oldmenn says, "JESUS CHRIST"
Charles Oldmenn screams!
Santa Claus exclaims, "I told you I win by default!"
Charles Oldmenn says, "get out of here santa"
Charles Oldmenn says, "wait"
Charles Oldmenn says, "nevermind"
Charles Oldmenn says, "just get out"