Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere)

[UrsulaMejor]

Santa Claus throws the gift.
Earl Mcfurl has been hit by the gift.
John Sagan says, "Thanks santa"
Santa Claus throws the gift.
God Na blinds Santa Claus with the flash!
God Na attempts to feed Santa Claus Dragon's Breath-flavored ice cream.
Santa Claus says, "HO HO HOOO NOOOO"
God Na feeds Santa Claus Dragon's Breath-flavored ice cream.
OH GOD OH GOD PLEASE NO!!
IT BURNS!!!!
Santa Claus is consumed in flames!

System Commonwealth Update

Today was the day that Christmas ended. No more cheer was to be had at future Christmas events, only vacuous consumerism to fill the void of greedy little hearts remained. You've done it, crew. Spacemas... is over. Santa is gone