Robustorama: a CYOA in spaaace

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Ask the owl for knowledge, then hug the owl.

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This conversation is going wrong in EVERY SINGLE WAY TO EVER POSSIBLY GO WRONG, gosh what a dumb bird. You might as well just go and snuggle the dang grump already fairly quickly.

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Somewhere your attempt at hugging the owl goes wrong like the conversation. You don't know when exactly things went to shit in the past ten seconds, but you can only guess it was when the owl started trying to ravenously devour you whole!