Robustorama: a CYOA in spaaace

[phart]

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> fold beret into hat

the hat is far superior

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Darn jointless limb! You loathe whichever BEST FRIEND EVER assembled your clasp in a sweatshop with EVERY BOLT IN YOUR FRAME. All the cool new PR-6s in their DUMB TURBODORKISH CLIQUE always taze you for it, and call you things like "RUSTBUCKET", or "UNABLE TO PERFORM BASIC ROUTINE OPERATIONS" because of the thing! Perhaps the most sickening downside of this though is the fact that you're stuck with the WORST HAT to ever be worn!

Spoiler!

Gotta go hit the hey, the next update will be more... stuffish!