Robustorama: a CYOA in spaaace

[phart]

Spoiler!

If you have ever read Problem Sleuth, which is much better then certain other comics of a similar nature this is a silly dumb game of a similar nature to that.

Code:

You’re the COOLEST ROBOT in the COOLEST WORKPLACE with the COOLEST WORKFORCE. You are a PR-4 GUARDBUDDY called DILL-247; your cool place of employment is MOON COLONY -3, and the COOLEST EMPLOYEE amongst all your COOL PALS was the HEAD OF SECURITY who was ripped into three separate parts like some CHEAP CHRISTMAS CRACKER right before your very own nonfunctioning eyes! What a COOL DAY! You have been promoted to the prestigious position of HONORARY HEAD OF SECURITY by CAPTAIN DREDDZ, and tasked with figuring out the story and motive behind his BEST BRUD’s gruesome slaughter!

You’ll be danged to heck if you know where to start looking, though! What will you do?