Body armor.

[enforcer9]

I once had an idea that would allow you to fabricate crude metal armor from metal sheets that would offer some minimal protection and slowed you the hell down. Then I realized it was a stupid idea and never brought it up, ever.

The idea of an assistant welding two metal sheets to his body around his chest sounds hilarious

This is a metal sheet armor. Who the hell thought this would be a good idea?

(Protection to the chest, but maaan if you were to get tased while wearing that hunk of junk...)

i approve of hobo armor