Goonhub
12-03-2014, 02:27 PM
Steel rod + pipe (hollow) + wire = Crude mace. Like the stun baton but far less reliable and powerful. Takes a large amount of stamina to swing, and it must be used on harm intent (which has a chance of you harmbatoning yourself because it's crap), otherwise you poke people in the chest with it. The hollow pipe has a chance of flying off the steel rod and hitting you in the head (stunned) or the crotch (stunned longer)
Wire + wirecutter + powercell = Jumper cables. A ghetto shock baton that requires you grab your target agressively with one hand and touch them with the assembly in the other. Due to the unsafe nature of the construction, the powercell can surge and melt the assembly, make you spontaneously catch on fire, or shock you instead of your target unless wearing rubber gloves.
Wire + glass + fabric = Shitty garrote. You can choke slowly on grab intent with this in one hand, but you're such a klutz that you choke yourself most of the time.
Potato/Lemon + wire = Ghetto powercell. Is better than nothing.
Wire + wirecutter + powercell = Jumper cables. A ghetto shock baton that requires you grab your target agressively with one hand and touch them with the assembly in the other. Due to the unsafe nature of the construction, the powercell can surge and melt the assembly, make you spontaneously catch on fire, or shock you instead of your target unless wearing rubber gloves.
Wire + glass + fabric = Shitty garrote. You can choke slowly on grab intent with this in one hand, but you're such a klutz that you choke yourself most of the time.
Potato/Lemon + wire = Ghetto powercell. Is better than nothing.