Buff clown cars

[Admiral jimbob]

You just need to learn some pro clown car strats. Driving into anything other than a wall is safe - that includes vending machines, grilles, tables and doors. If you hit a wall it's pretty much always your own fault and part of the inherent hilarity of the clown car.

I do think maybe it should be hard to move though? People can just drag it away and shuffle it into the crusher while you lie stunned.