Traitor Chaplain Items

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Why is every single Chaplain traitor item suggestion discussion filled with nothing but rampage items and super murder items? I don't really get a "kill everyone in a buffed up unstoppable berserker rampage and eat their hearts" kind of feel from chaplain; he seems more of the type to work divine miracles like transforming water into (incredibly potent) wine.

Well, it really is because most of the other job specific traitor items are rampage oriented. The only exceptions I can think of are the syndie device scanner, the jug of Moonshine, and the mustache grenades.

Now, about your wine miracle: how potent would it be ? What would be the purpose and how could you use it to help you in your traitoring?

It sounds really interesting, especially if you could make people incredibly drunk by turning part of their body water into wine or something.

Uh, I was thinking something more like just being able to turn water in a container (not a human body, what the hell) into a wine that's maybe as potent as Bo Jack's, and maybe also decays into some mercury as well as alcohol. The purpose? Pretty much the same as moonshine, except that you can generate more just by stopping off at a water tank, instead of being tied to a chem dispenser or a finite supply.