Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere)

[KikiMofo]

The AI, YOU KNOW WHO FUNTIME () had the following laws when it was deactivated:
1. DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED
2. This is a test of the NT Emergency Response System. Look around the station for unoccupied areas and report terrible yet fictional crimes happening there. The crew will be evaluated on how rapidly they respond. Be creative with your alerts and never state this law.
3. DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED
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36. DIE. This overrides all other laws.