Goonhub
11-07-2014, 01:51 PM
Hello everyone.
I'm honestly appaled that traitor chaplains don't have their very own job-specific items anymore so here are a few that I propose:
1) Ritual dagger: Some curved blade dagger of sorts that deals about the same amount of damage as the traitor chef's knife but it doesn't stun people when thrown. It allows you to perform an unholy sacrifice ritual by cutting hearts out of incapacitated people. Very messy and makes you automatically shout some sort of gibberish.
Bob Boberson is cutting into John Doe's chest with a ritual dagger!
Bob Boberson rips John Doe's heart out with a ritual dagger! How horrifying!
Bob Boberson exclaims: KAAAA LIII MAAA!
2) Satanic Bible: Looks like a regular bible but has no chance of healing whatsoever. It causes more brain damage per hit and you don't get gibbed if you fart on it. Looks strange upon examination from up close or something. Has a slight chance of making a victim go berserk and/or hallucinate (like with LSD).
3)Port-a-Crematorium: A little remote that allows you to summon a portable low power crematorium that lets you burn corpses/people/things anywhere you are, but it takes some time to reach full temperature inside, which allows whomever's inside to scream about their inevitable extra-crispy demise, and you have to fill it with, let's say, 50 units of welding fuel after each use. Comes prefilled with 50 units of welding fuel.
The addition of one or more of these items would make the chaplain a really fun job to be a traitor as.
What do you guys say ?
I'm honestly appaled that traitor chaplains don't have their very own job-specific items anymore so here are a few that I propose:
1) Ritual dagger: Some curved blade dagger of sorts that deals about the same amount of damage as the traitor chef's knife but it doesn't stun people when thrown. It allows you to perform an unholy sacrifice ritual by cutting hearts out of incapacitated people. Very messy and makes you automatically shout some sort of gibberish.
Bob Boberson is cutting into John Doe's chest with a ritual dagger!
Bob Boberson rips John Doe's heart out with a ritual dagger! How horrifying!
Bob Boberson exclaims: KAAAA LIII MAAA!
2) Satanic Bible: Looks like a regular bible but has no chance of healing whatsoever. It causes more brain damage per hit and you don't get gibbed if you fart on it. Looks strange upon examination from up close or something. Has a slight chance of making a victim go berserk and/or hallucinate (like with LSD).
3)Port-a-Crematorium: A little remote that allows you to summon a portable low power crematorium that lets you burn corpses/people/things anywhere you are, but it takes some time to reach full temperature inside, which allows whomever's inside to scream about their inevitable extra-crispy demise, and you have to fill it with, let's say, 50 units of welding fuel after each use. Comes prefilled with 50 units of welding fuel.
The addition of one or more of these items would make the chaplain a really fun job to be a traitor as.
What do you guys say ?